Haha.
Yes, a wondrous holiday to be assured.
Consisting of 3 simple steps in it's observance.
1. Drink.
2. Drank.
3. Drunk.
Follow that bullet proof formula and you'll get rid of all of those pesky brain cells in no time.
Ugh, I can feel those little bastards scratching around in there as we (I) speak (type).
I had better go take care of this.
See you kids on 3-day.


Justin N.