MY SISTER IS HAVING HER BABY!
I'm so syked and so worried and so petrified and so wired!
I'll probably be heading back to the hospital about 3 hours from when I'm typing  this!
If you want to hear about my adventures so far go read my Live Journal.
But anyway, the following is strictly about the comic.
Funny thing is, I've never even finished that movie.
In one sitting anyway. I've seen it in chunks here and there.
But I've never just tuned into ABC Family and gotten Midlered.
The main reason for that being that I haven't had any form
of cable in a matter of years.
I miss my Aqua Teen so much.
I swear the first thing I do when I get pay TV is subscribe
to anime network and get Tivo.
And just to clear up, I don't hate Jews.
In fact, if you could accuse me of any kind of racism, It would be me
playing favorites with Jews/Hebrews. 
And Native Americans. But thats pretty much because they're baddasses.
And I'm like, 20%-50% Cherokee.
But yeah the reason behind the "big jewish bitch" line is pretty simple.
Details.
Details are funny. Spefics make things more funny because they
hit you on a more personal level and make you feel special.
Its humor 101 people. 
Plus "big bitch" without the "jewish" just makes it sound like I don't
like Bette Midler or possibly even big girls.
Which I am just not prepared to stand for.
I had to touch on that.
I'd hate to falsely advertise myself as bigot of any sort.
And yes In panels 3-6 I make fun of phrat boys, or "bro's".
Fuck phrat boys.
Or "bro's".
So there we go.
I hope you enjoyed today's episode and remember to tune in tomorrow for part two.