Haha.
"*on the lamb*"
I love that.
Man, have you noticed Trife getting exponentially surlier?
Its a hilarious concept.
What is supposed to be the most powerful object in all 
of existence is an abrasive angry ass hole
when he finally gets to open his mouth.
Or more to the point, gets one.
But its really not that out of order when you think about
it. I mean he spends vertually all of his time alone, in
complete isolation for centuries at a time. 
And when he finally does see the light of day, 
its usually for about 3-7 days which are consumed by a 
mad dash to either the salvation or sacking of Hyrule.
And then once thats all out of the way, its back to the boo-box 
for him.
I'll just assume that if that was any of us, we'd blow our brains
out in the first 3 months.
Of course, you need possibly digits for a hand gun.
I'm afraid nubbly corners just don't cut it.